To My Dearest...: To my dearest mom and dads,

7.29.2006

Ever wonder how to toilet train your kids? Consider the following:

from the (probably within the next decade) mom-to-be

At 6:05 PM, Ravalette said...: Wow. I can't believe I just watched that whole thing! Where do you find this stuff?!! LOL.
In terms of its clarity I have one problem: While washing his hands 'tiger-boy' has no pants! where are they?!...Other than that I'm totally ready to upgrade from my diapers to the toilet.
At 7:44 PM, cwang said...: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes... where are the pants? he likes to run round without them it seems!

song and dance too! impressive instructional tiger ppl video! yes i am also ready to upgrade to star undies.
At 10:27 PM, bubbly said...: Actually, he has no pants anywhere in the washroom, and while talking to mr. toilet. Is this a japanese thing?
At 10:55 PM, cwang said...: perhaps... no pants in the bathroom! its just bad manners!

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